| "I don't wanna be a pirate!" -Jerry, in "The Puffy Shirt"
 
 
 "You're going to be the first pirate!"
 - Kramer, to Jerry, in "The Puffy Shirt"
 
 "My whole life was ruined because of the puffy shirt."
 - George, in "The Puffy Shirt"
 
 
 "You could be the first pirate comedian."
 - Bryant Gumbel, to Jerry, in "The Puffy Shirt"
 
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